My Buddy Mike

[ajayhawkfan]

Mike a friend of mine and KLR rider went into the wrong bar yesterday. He sent me this story: (For your information he is doing much better now)

I was sitting at a bar staring at my drink when a really big, trouble-making Harley rider steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I managed to buy a drink with all the money I had,
right down to my last dime, dropped a capsule in it and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve.

Then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"